The postillion was struck by lightning

This post will take us from buckram to covering the hat in velvet. The as yet unwritten Phase One (Patterning) will appear when I get around to taking pictures of myself with a grocery bag on my head, which I'm sure won't take too long, since I love to put ridiculous things on my head. I've never been to a party with lampshades, but rest assured that if I do go, there will be one on my noggin in short order.

I am proud to say that there is not a drop of glue on this hat and it is entirely handsewn. Additionally, all materials came out of my stash, but the final cost would probably be less than $25.

Materials used

• heavyweight buckram
• 14 gauge electric fencing wire (in place of millinery wire; less than 2 yds)
• thread (button, regular sewing, and silk)
• fabric (less than a quarter-yard of cotton muslin, flannel, and black velvet)
• double-fold bias binding
• 1/2" wide ribbon

Tools

• darning needle (curved needle recommended)
• pliers
• thimble
• scissors

There are a lot of pictures under the cut, but they're small.

( Next week [I] shall begin my operations on my hat, on which you know my principal hopes of happiness depend. )

Next comes trimming. Which I don't actually have any pictures of (the process), so just see my last journal entry.

_{The quote in the cut is from a letter Jane Austen wrote in 1798. I highly recommend you read the quotes from her letters if you need some amusement. My favorites: "I give you joy of our new nephew, and hope if he ever comes to be hanged it will not be till we are too old to care about it." and "At the bottom of Kingsdown Hill we met a gentleman in a buggy, who, on minute examination, turned out to be Dr. Hall -- and Dr. Hall in such very deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead."}

First things first: I knit myself a beret, using the same pattern that I've knit multiple times for friends. Instead of the Elann Peruvian Wool, which I used for all previous incarnations, I used Cascade 220 Tweed. I wanted a tweedy beret. I got a tweedy beret, but . . . just look.

( The horror )

I think we can all agree that this is not a good look. It's so lame that it causes my face to spasm whenever I put it on my head. The beret goes to the frog pond, and will ultimately become fliptop gloves/convertible mittens. When I get around to knitting the beret again, it will be in a solid worsted weight wool.

SEGUE!

True to my word, I decided to start the hat for my Natural Form outfit before anything else. Why? Because I freaking love millinery.

I wasn't sure what sort of hat I wanted to make. Most of the ones I was seeing were these ridiculous sugarloaf-shaped things. If I wanted ridiculous sugarloaf, I'd stick with Elizabethan, thanks.

Then I found something I thought was incredibly cute on Demode. It's the second picture under 1878. It's right in the period that dress is dated to, so win-win. The model and I even have very similar profiles. (That's right, guys, I have the face of a Victorian fashion plate: weak chin, little nose, and round cheeks. Go, me!) I like it so much that I'm thinking about cutting curly bangs for the Pabst Mansion trip. I think I'll get over that, though.

So, I went ahead and mocked up the hat using a grocery bag, tape, a pencil, and scissors. It was surprisingly easy, which makes me feel that perhaps something will go wrong later on down the road.

( On to the pictures )

( The resultant pattern ) If anybody would like to use this to make their own hat, feel free. Just resize the photo until the square is one inch square, using a projector or photocopier. The shaded areas are the bits that overlap in the back.

If anybody would like, I can document the "draping" process I went through changing a grocery bag into a hat pattern. Tutorials are fun, right? And I happen to love posting ridiculous photos on myself on the Internet. As evidence by just about everything I've ever done.