Oye, fabric manufacturers!

Is it necessary that 99.9-percent of all cotton velvet and velveteen has Lycra in it? Is it really? It wouldn't be so bad if approximately 90-percent of that .1-percent wasn't tan. Fabric people, get your Lycra out of my cotton velvet!

Yeah, I just looked at the cotton velvet selection on Fashion Fabrics Club. Yeah, I'm ready to have kittens.