15 movies meme

Snagged from mswhatsit, in whose post all the quotes I knew had already been guessed.

There may be miniseries mixed in freely here. Be warned.

The rules:

1. Pick 15 movies you know/like/love.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. Robin of Locksley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of tease, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Locksley and Bahgel! It can't miss! Robin Hood: Men in Tights, identified by fidgety, who I should have known would know this.

2. I believe I've seen hell, and it's white, snow white.

3. Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door! Ever After, identified by quincy134, who knows the best line ever out of this movie.

4. Licentiousness is made a show! Vanity and pride are likewise made a show! This is the very business of show! Shakespeare in Love, identified by tattycat, who appears to have a talent for this.

5. Anybody want a peanut? The Princess Bride, identified by mswhatsit, who obviously has excellent taste in movies.

6. Checkov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team. Boondock Saints, identified by tattycat

7. I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

8. So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party.

9. I will have one mistress here . .. and no master! Elizabeth, identified by mswhatsit AND tattycat

10. I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. Groundhog Day, identified by mswhatsit

11. She had a Mount Rushmore t-shirt on, and those guys never looked so good. Especially Jefferson and Lincoln. Kind of bloated but happy.

12. Paul Power . . . Paul for President . . . Paul . . . promise . . . progress . . . peanut.

13. Someday you'll find a man, a good man, and you'll love him, and marry him, and live and die for him. And I'll be hanged if I stand by and watch. Little Women, identified by tattycat

14. I'm very discreet . . . but I will haunt your dreams.

15. Diabetes! I ought to know better than to hire anybody with a disease.