Meme: Arresting!

[msmcknittington]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Everybody on my friends list is doing this, but I have no idea what to tell all of you. So, I'm going to say that you all would be tossed in a cop car after yelling at some kids for kicking puppies, which made their parents really mad, because those puppies needed kicking, so they called the cops and lied and said that you were enticing their children with candy.

It was a total frame up.

Comments

[beraht.livejournal.com]

Cow tipping.

[bibliocat.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I wanted to say that!

[msmcknittington.livejournal.com]

You can't tip cows! They run away!

Trespassing is totally illegal though.

[sistercoyote.livejournal.com]

Because you hadn't explained to them what you were doing with a yearling heifer, a length of surgical tubing, the Necronomicon, two parakeets, a jar of peanut butter (crunchy) and a half-dozen thorny roses.

[msmcknittington.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what I'd do with all that!

[bibliocat.livejournal.com]

Dressing up innocent calves against their will in medieval clothing.

[msmcknittington.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I think I know how to make the next few months bearable.

[bibliocat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've created a monster!

[lifeonwry.livejournal.com]

Assault with intent.

Weapon: OED.
Reason: "irregardless"

[(Anonymous)]

You ran into an idiot from one of your email lists/forums and bludgeoned them with a clue by forest. (Yes the whole damned forest not just one block of wood)

[jljonsn.livejournal.com]

Serial killer - They look just like everyone else.

[rosewalker.livejournal.com]

Assault with a deadly weapon and destruction of property.

You stabbed some pretentious asshat in the eye with his own knitting needle.

you would totally be arrested for...

[pieridae.livejournal.com]

the violent shoplifting of a rare taffeta. it wasn't your fault. you saw it first.