Honestly, Rach, I am not opposed to you reading my "private stuffs", not because that makes it sound like I talk about my vagina all the time, but because I think you would be bored silly in no time flat. As much as I love you, you would probably go, "I can't believe she's talking about knitting and sewing and romance novels AGAIN."

Also, it would really would get in the way of how I defame you all the time. :P